Microsoft Vista Source Code.c

   1 /*
   2        GNOT General Public License!
   3    (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
   4 */
   5
   6 #include “dos.h”
   7 #include "win95.h"
   8 #include “win98.h"
   9 #include “sco_unix.h"
  10
  11 class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
  12 {}
  13
  14 int totalNewFeatures = 2;
  15 int totalWorkingNewFeatures = -20;
  16 float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
  17 boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
  18
  19 void main {
  20     while (!CRASHED) {
  21
  22     if (first_time_install) {
  23         if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
  24         (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
  25         {
  26             MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
  27             GetKeyPress();
  28             BSOD();
  29         }
  30     }
  31     Make10GBswapfile():
  32     SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
  33     AddRandomDriver();
  34     MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
  35     GetKeyPress();
  36     BSOD();
  37      }
  38
  39      //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
  40      //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
  41      printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
  42
  43      if (still_not_crashed){
  44
  45     CheckUserLicense();
  46     DoubleCheckUserLicense();
  47     TripleCheckUserLicense();
  48     RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();
  49
  50     DisplayFancyGraphics();
  51     FlickerLED(hard_drive);
  52     RunWindowsXP();
  53     return LotsMoreMoney,
  54       }
  55 }